Pilot talk trilogy review
![pilot talk trilogy review pilot talk trilogy review](https://codenamenx.files.wordpress.com/2021/06/e525a329-8074-4d2f-b4f3-85ec13dfa6d5.png)
Fifty Shades of Grey is Twilight fan fiction, and it had a built-in audience of every sexually frustrated fan of the Twilight series who desperately wanted Bella and Edward to just take their clothes off and fuck. It found its niche by creating a bland, characterless heroine so readers could insert themselves into the story, added an incredibly handsome idealistic man (with a dark side!), threw in a twist (vampires!) and started counting the money. Twilight, which has sold about 116 million copies, is also incredibly popular despite being incredibly shitty. Fifty Shades of Grey is porn, plain and simple, and it’s a rather unique kind of porn for a lot of people. Men and woman consume it in very different mediums, but it’s one of the most basic, fundamental drives within humans. That being said, there are three contributing factors to Fifty Shades’ surprising success: Let me know when you’ve sold another 400 million, James, and I might give a shit. 40 million copies is pretty impressive, I admit. It’s amusing that it outsold another series on one website in one country, but it’s not like it’s outselling Harry Potter. It’s sold an astonishing 40+ million copies worldwide, and made the news when it became the best-selling book series of all time on .uk, which means…well, jack shit. I think there’s one question on everyone’s mind, and that is how the abomination that is the Fifty Shades trilogy got to be so popular? Everyone and their mother is reading it, although even the book’s fans admit it’s a crock of shit. Still, I wanted to review the series as a whole to delve into the mind-boggling excruciating badness that is Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, and Fifty Shades Freed. A sporking is constrained by the source material, and with material as repetitive and boring as Fifty Shades it’s bound to get dull. I stopped after the first book, not because the series broke me, but because there was really nothing left to write about. As you may know, I sporked the first book, Fifty Shades of Grey.